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Sidhuisms from 2010

Here are some new found Sidhuisms

1.It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.(Referring to Dinesh Mongia, who was like a reliable pony than Rahul Dravid who at that time, was more like an unreliable horse, on a television broadcast, during a one day match with Sri Lanka in England.)

2. The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.(When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show Jeena isi ka naam hai asked him what he thinks of those who criticize his style of commentary "Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai" on Zee TV)

3.If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.(On Twenty20 cricket, "Twenty20 game is 'underwear' cricket: Sidhu" in Khaleej Times)

4.This cricket is like a burger, you can have it once a week but for a whole meal, you need to return to Test cricket. More than once a week, and it will give you a tummy ache.

5.The Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

6.You dont kill a man who is hell-bent on committing suicide

7.In the orchard of opportunity, you cant wait for the fruit to drop.

8.According to Navjot, Sourav Ganguly is The Burden of Calamity

9.Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it! (Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team)

10.They are so timid, they wouldnt say boo to a goose! (Talking about the tail of the Indian batting order)

11.Good intentions die unless utilized

12.Statistics are like bikinis€¦ what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!

13.One comment he made that they picked up in the papers over here was regarding a shot Tendulker played off his toes... he played that like a dwarf at a urinal...

14.I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

15.When Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 from a full half volley, Sidhu said....... thats Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly

16.He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

17.There is always free cheese in a mousetrap

18.Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly

19. A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage

20. You can never unscramble eggs

21. Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge

22. He is wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.