Indian Student in the US

It was the first day of school and a new student named Chandrasekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, €œLet€™s begin by reviewing some American History.

Who said €œGive me Liberty, or give me Death€? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: €œPatrick Henry, 1775€³ he said.

€œVery good!€ Who said €œGovernment of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?€ Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar. €œAbraham Lincoln, 1863€³ said Chandrashekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, €œClass, you should be ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.€

She heard a loud whisper: €œF**k the Indians, Who said that?€ she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.. €œGeneral Custer, 1862.€

At that point, a student in the back said, €œI€™m gonna puke.€

The teacher glares around and asks €œAll right! Now, who said that?€

Again, Chandrasekhar says, €œGeorge Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.€

Now furious, another student yells, €œOh yeah? S*ck this!€

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, € Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!€

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said €œYou little shit. If you say anything else, I€™ll kill you.€

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, €œGary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001.€

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, €œOh shit, we€™re f**ked!€

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, €œGeorge Bush, Iraq, 2005

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