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Mulla Nasruddin Short Jokes Collection - Part 8

1. A mechanic sold a car he had fixed up and repaired to his friend, Mulla Nasrudin. The next day
he was sorry he sold it, so he went to see the Mulla. "I will buy the car back from you," he said,
"and give you fifty dollars' profit." So Nasrudin sold him the car. The following day, he looked
up the mechanic. "I am sorry I sold the car back to you," the Mulla said.

"I will give you seventy-five dollars' profit for it." So the Mulla bought the car back. The next day, the mechanic
was sorry he sold it and bought it back again, giving Nasrudin one hundred dollars profit. The
following day, the Mulla came to buy it back, but learned that the mechanic had sold it to a
used-car dealer.

"YOU DOPE! WHY DID YOU SELL IT TO A STRANGER?" said Nasrudin, "ESPECIALLY WHEN WE WERE BOTH MAKING SUCH A WONDERFUL LIVING OUT OF IT."


2. Mulla Nasrudin was drinking too much. So much that it began to worry his friends. Finally, they
figured out a plan to cure him. The plan was for one of them to dress up like a devil, with horns
and a pitchfork. They planned to scare the Mulla into giving up drink. Late one night,as
Nasrudin headed home drunk, his friend jumped from behind a tree and shouted,

"You will have to s drinking!" "Who are you?" asked the Mulla. "I am the devil," said his friend. "OH, YOU
ARE THE DEVIL," said Nasrudin. "I AM GLAD TO MEET YOU. I AM THE GUY WHO MARRIED YOUR SISTER."


3. Mulla Nasrudin was sitting under a tree chatting with a neighbour, when his boy came up the
road carrying a chicken. "Where did you get that chicken?" Nasrudin asked his boy. "Stole it,"
said the boy. Mulla Nasrudin turned to his friend and said proudly, "THIS IS MY BOY. HE MAY
STEAL, BUT HE WON'T LIE."


4. Mulla Nasrudin and one of his friends were lying on the green grass beside a country road.
Above them was the warm sun. Birds were singing in the trees. It was quiet, restful, and a
peaceful scene. "Boy," said the Mulla, "right now I would not change places with anybody not
for a million dollars." "How about five million, Mulla?" asked his friend.

"No, not even for five million," said the Mulla. "Well," said the other, "how about one dollar?" Mulla Nasrudin sat up.
"WELL," he said, "THAT'S DIFFERENT. NOW YOU ARE TALKING REAL MONEY."


5. "Where have you been for the last two hours?" demanded the man's wife. "I MET MULLA
NASRUDIN IN FRONT OF THE POST OFFICE AND MADE THE MISTAKE OF ASKING HIM HOW HE
WAS FEELING," said the man.



6. Mulla Nasrudin: "A pack of cigarettes, please." Clerk: "Yes, Sir, regular or king size?" Nasrudin:
"King size." Clerk: "Filter or plain?" Nasrudin: "Filter." Clerk: "Menthol or non-menthol?"
Nasrudin: "Non-menthol." Clerk: "Pack or box?" Nasrudin: "Box." Clerk: "Turkish blend or -- "
Nasrudin: "FORGET IT PLEASE! I JUST GAVE UP THE HABIT!"


7. Mulla Nasrudin limped into a doctor's office with a badly swollen ankle. "Goodness, Man," said
the doctor, after looking at Nasrudin's ankle, "how long has it been in this condition?" "About
three weeks," said the Mulla. "Why, this ankle is broken," said the doctor. "Why didn't you
come to me right away?" "Well, I sort of hesitated," said the Mulla, "BECAUSE EVERY TIME I
SAY ANYTHING IS WRONG WITH ME, MY WIFE INSISTS THAT I S SMOKING."



8. Mulla Nasrudin called on the minister and told him a distressing story of poverty and misery in
the neighborhood. "This poor widow," said the Mulla, "with four starving children to feed, is sick
in bed with no money for the doctor, and besides that she owes $100 rent for three months and
is about to be evicted. I'm out trying to help raise the rent money.

I wondered if you can help?" "I certainly can," said the minister. "If you can give your time to this cause, so can I. By the
way, who are you?" "I AM THE LANDLORD," said Nasrudin.


9. As usual, Mulla Nasrudin showed up for supper with dirty hands and a dirty face. "Go wash up,"
his wife screamed at him. "Night after night I tell you. And night after night you always come to
the table without washing.

Why don't you ever do it without my shouting at you?" "WELL," said the Mulla, "IT'S ALWAYS WORTH A TRY. WHO KNOWS? YOU MIGHT FORGET ONCE."


10. The burglar was not only carrying a mean-looking gun, he also appeared to be drunk. "Get
ready to die," he said to Mulla Nasrudin. "I am going to shoot you." "Why shoot me?" asked the
Mulla.

"I have always said that I would shoot anyone who looked like me," the burglar said.
"And do I look like you?" asked the Mulla. "Yes, you do," said the burglar. "THAN GO AHEAD AND SHOOT," said Nasrudin. "ONE LESS LIKE YOU, THE BETTER."

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