Desi PJs


Q: What did the Lonely Banana say?
A: I'm A"kela".

Q: What did the Green Peas say?
A: Nothing. They just "Mutter"ed.

Q:What did the Potato say when it answered the phone?
A: "Aaloo?"

Q: Where do Cauliflowers hang out?
A: In the Gobi desert.

Q: What did the Flower say to its Girl-friend?
A: Why do "Phools" fall in love?

Q: What did the confused Egg say?
A: I don't "Unda"-Stand.

Q: What do Shrimps sing on Christmas?
A: "Jhinga" Bells.

Q: What did the Half-eaten Naan say?
A: I wish I was a "Puri".

Q: What did the Lonely Potato sing?
A: "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"

Q: What Language do Carrots speak?
A: Gajar-ati.

Q: What did the first Pizza slice say to the other Pizza
slice so it would  move?
A: Pizza - "HUT

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